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| Posted by Lisa M. Funkychicken on 07-Aug-2005 | A man is driving down the freeway when he...A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says; "Get gas
and free sex here". So obviously the guy was interested, so he stopped,
filled up went inside to pay.
"Pick a number from 1 - 10 to get free sex." said the cashier.
"Uh, okay, 3!" the man replied.
"Nope! Sorry play again".
So the guy drove around for weeks always getting gas at the same place,
because he wanted his free sex. One day he was really ticked:
"This has got to be rigged! I have never gotten the number to have
free sex!" He screamed.
"Oh no! It's not rigged, just ask your wife, she won 3 times last week
alone!"
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| Posted by Lioness Mage on 07-Aug-2005 | The seven kinds of passionate women...The seven kinds of passionate women
- The Optimist
- "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
- The Pessimist
- "No! No! No!"
- The Confused
- "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
- The Asthmatic
- written rendition of gasping
- The Sprinter
- "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
- The Religious
- "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
- The Mathematician
- "More! More! More! More!
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| Posted by Korvak on 07-Aug-2005 | How is being at a singles bar different from...How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
- At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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| Posted by Horse's Heaven on 07-Aug-2005 | How do old people have oral sex?...How do old people have oral sex?
They talk about it.
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