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A man walked into the bar and there was a...

A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla sitting on a barstool.

The man asked the bartender what the gorilla was doing in the bar so the bartender showed him. He took out a bat and hit the gorilla over the head with it. The animal instantly dropped down and gave the bartender blow job.

The Bartender then asked the man if he would like to try it.

The man said "Sure, but please don't hit me quite so hard".

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	():dirty jokes (1575): What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?...

Posted by W Wilkinson on 07-Aug-2005

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?...

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"

-About three inches.

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	():dirty jokes (1575): Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy...

Posted by Sun -. Shine on 07-Aug-2005

Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy...

Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?

-Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

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	():dirty jokes (1575): Two men were walking along the street when...

Posted by Teresa L. Strack on 07-Aug-2005

Two men were walking along the street when...

Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick.

One man said, "I sure wish I could do that."

The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."

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	():dirty jokes (1575): Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?...

Posted by The Man on 07-Aug-2005

Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?...

Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?

-She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

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	():dirty jokes (1575): One morning recently...

Posted by Valerie A. Galluzzo on 07-Aug-2005

One morning recently...

One morning recently
A young woman
Got out of bed
Slipped into her robe
Raised the shade
Uncovered the parrot
Put on the coffee pot
Answered the phone
And heard a masculine voice say:
"Hello, honey. My ship just hit port
And I'm coming right over."
So the young lady
Took the coffee pot off the stove
Covered up the parrot
Pulled down the shade
Took off her robe
Got into bed
and heard the parrot mumble,
"Kee-rist, what a short day that was!"

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