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| Posted by Ann-Marie C. Fleming on 13-Aug-2005 | A man walks into a bar with a leather bag...A man walks into a bar with a leather bag and says to the barman will you give me a free drink if i show you something really amazing and the barman says it depends how amazing it is so the man goes in his bag and pulls out a mini piano and the barman says no thats not amazing enough and he goes no i havent finished yet so he puts in his hand and pulls out a mini man and the barman says yeah that is worth a free drink but where did you get the man and he pulls out a magic lamb and says if you close your eyes and make a wish it will come true so the man closes his eyes and makes a wish but nothing happens the all of a sudden the pub is full of ducks there are everywhere on the ceiling on the tables and a man comes over from a table and says what did you wish for and the man says i actually wished for 100 bucks and the man with the lamb says what did you thing you would get a 10 inch peinist.
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| Posted by Dean A. Evans on 13-Aug-2005 | Magic lamp gone badly wrong!A man walks into a bar with a leather bag and says to the barman will you give me a free drink if i show you something really amazing and the barman says it depends how amazing it is so the man goes in his bag and pulls out a mini piano and the barman says no thats not amazing enough and he goes no i havent finished yet so he puts in his hand and pulls out a mini man and the barman says yeah that is worth a free drink but where did you get the man and he pulls out a magic lamb and says if you close your eyes and make a wish it will come true so the man closes his eyes and makes a wish but nothing happens the all of a sudden the pub is full of ducks there are everywhere on the ceiling on the tables and a man comes over from a table and says what did you wish for and the man says i actually wished for 100 bucks and the man with the lamb says what did you thing you would get a 10 inch peinist.
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| Posted by symmer on 13-Aug-2005 | Gay spermQ:What did one gay sperm say to the other? A:How do i finde the egg threw all of this shit?
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| Posted by luvlygirl on 13-Aug-2005 | Your so uglyYour so ugly that isnt a fade on your head thats your hair running away from your face.
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| Posted by pyro maniac on 13-Aug-2005 | Space and toiletpaper
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| Posted by Benjamin J. Condie on 13-Aug-2005 | Muffetlittle miss muffet
wanked on a tuffet
with a dildo the size of her arm
along came a nigger whos cock was much bigger
and did her some serious harm
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