A man walks into a

Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions once more. The assistant duly follows. Half an hour later, he returns.

"So did you follow him?"

"I did."

"And...where did he go?"

"Over to your house..."

Superman is bored fighting crime

"Hey Batman", he says "Wanna' go out tonight?"

No I can't", replies Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime".

"You loser," says Superman and flies away. He decides to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidy, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he says.

"I'd love to, but I can't", replies Spiderman. "My web is broken and I gotta' fix it to fight crime".

Superman, all disgusted says "You loser. Stay home on a Friday night and fix your damn web".

So he flies away. While flying from up above he spots Wonder Woman stark naked and lying down on her back spread-eagle. Superman thinks, "Hey, I am Superman, I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quicky and fly back out and she won't even feel it."

Superman flies down, does a quick in-out-in-out and flies back out at the speed of light.

Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?" The Invisible man says, "I don't know but my ass is killing me!"

A doctor had the reputation

"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."

The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.

Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be. I cannot help."

The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us."

"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios..."

An office manager had money

Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."

Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."

This guy decides he's going

The next morning as he steps out of the shower, his wife grabbed his
penis and says, "If you firmed THIS up a bit, I wouldn't need to keep
sleeping with your brother."

A man goes into his

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.

The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.

Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."