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| Posted by beej-a on 10-Aug-2005 | A man was braggingA man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a
man and was able to join the army. "But, wait a minute," said one listener,
"She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?"
"Sure," replied the man. "Well, won't they find out?" The man shrugged, "But
who'll tell?"
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():love jokes (2491): "What's your father's occupation?" |
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| Posted by Fermatta Aolcom on 10-Aug-2005 | "What's your father's occupation?""What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the
new academic year.
"He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"
"He saws people in half."
"Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"One half brother and two half sisters."
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| Posted by JenReo on 10-Aug-2005 | A woman has twinsA woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they
name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon
receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a
picture of Amal. Her husband responds, but they are twins. If you've seen Juan,
you've seen Amal."
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():love jokes (2491): Why don't Jewish mothers drink? |
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| Posted by Lucky Lady on 10-Aug-2005 | Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
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():love jokes (2491): They never let anyone finish a sentence. |
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| Posted by Justin Lincoln on 10-Aug-2005 | They never let anyone finish a sentence.Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
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():love jokes (2491): It's called "Debbie Does Dishes." |
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| Posted by Giselle DaSilva-Martins on 10-Aug-2005 | It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie?
A: It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."
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