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A monastery

A monastery in the English countryside had fallen on hard times, and decided
to establish a business to defray their expenses, such as a bakery or winery.
Being English, however, they decided to open a fish-and-chips restaurant. The
establishment soon became very popular, attracting people from all over. One
city fellow, thinking himself clever, asked one of the brothers standing nearby,
"I suppose you're the 'fish friar'?" "No", answered the brother levelly, "I'm
the 'chip monk".

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	():love jokes (2491): An old lady

Posted by Bri6285 on 10-Aug-2005

An old lady

An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg.
As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several
months later, the doctor took off the cast. "Can I climb stairs now?" asked the
little old lady. "Yes," he replied. "Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm sick and
tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!"

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	():love jokes (2491): Little Johnny

Posted by estelle on 10-Aug-2005

Little Johnny

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about
things. "Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his
mother. "He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming
up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was until Johnny thought
for a second and asked, "So why do you have so much hair?"

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	():love jokes (2491): A cowboy

Posted by Chris E. Yannaco on 10-Aug-2005

A cowboy

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it
above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
??? Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled forcefully.
No one answered.
??? All right, I'm going to have another beer, and if my horse isn??™t back
outside by the time I finish, I'm going to do what I dun in Texas! And I don't
like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another
beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of
the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home???.

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