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| Posted by Mahildabob Millicent on 09-Aug-2005 | A mother's dictionaryBottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
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| Posted by Butter Fly on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageA husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland
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():love jokes (2491): An organization that makes men fear marriage |
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| Posted by Insults -r- us on 09-Aug-2005 | An organization that makes men fear marriageThe British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.
The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
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| Posted by Ally on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageIf all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?
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| Posted by Kenny Thomas on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageNever be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke
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| Posted by Justin R. School on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry
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