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| Posted by Yazzer on 10-Aug-2005 | A nasty rainy morningA nasty rainy morning. Husband wakes up, gathers his stuff and goes hunting.
He walks to the street, the rain becomes unbearable so he decides to return,
opens the door and dives back into the bed. Wife, half asleep:
- Hi. Can you imagine, my moron went out hunting!
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| Posted by Adrian on 10-Aug-2005 | I was nodding youAt night someone knocks on the door. Woman wakes up and asks:
- Vasya, is that you?
Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.
- Vasya, don't make me nervous, is that you?
Silence. She waits a while then returns to bed. Again a knock. She opens the
door to find her drunken husband Vasya standing there.
- You moron! I was asking if it was you, why weren??™t answering???
- I was nodding you!!!
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| Posted by Sarah Sanchez on 10-Aug-2005 | NopeA cuckold returns home after a trip, finds another man's boots near the door
and his wife in bed. He starts searching around, enters the kitchen and finds
there Arnold Schwarzenegger. The wife asks from the bedroom:
- Hey, found someone?
The husband closes the door:
- Nope!
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| Posted by The Bunny Monster on 10-Aug-2005 | Two young boysTwo young boys were discussing their parents, when one realized he really knew
very little about his mother. Arriving home that evening, he gave her a third
degree examination.
"How old are you?" he asked.
"None of your business," replied his mother, shortly.
"Okay, then how much do you weigh?"
"That's not your business either, young man."
The boy thinks a minute, and then delivers his final bombshell. "Well then,
can you tell me why you and daddy got divorced?"
Shocked and appalled, mom sends junior to bed without supper.
The next day, the kid reports his failure to his schoolmate. "I know!" says
his buddy, "Just look at her driver's license in her purse. It'll tell you
everything you want to know."
Later that day, mom finds her son next to her disemboweled purse, holding her
driver's license. "Just what the heck do you think you are doing?" she yells.
"Well, you wouldn't tell me what I wanted to know," says the junior detective,
"but my friend said it's all right here. See, you're 40 years old...you weigh
145 pounds...and daddy divorced you because you got an 'F' in Sex."
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| Posted by Lance J. Gerner on 10-Aug-2005 | Three boysThree boys are at school bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow,
and start to run, I tell you, and he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can
shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You
two know nothing about fast. My father works for the city. He stops working at
4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
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| Posted by Philup Cavity on 10-Aug-2005 | Banging two pieces of flintJoe Neanderthal was banging two pieces of flint together trying to start a
fire, when his wife came running up.
"Joe, Joe???, she cried. "A saber-toothed tiger is chasing my mother."
"So," said Joe. "Why should I care what happens to a Toothed-toothed tiger?"
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