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| Posted by Jay Jay on 12-Aug-2005 | A Neverland BedtimeQ:How do you know its bedtime in Neverland?
A:When the big hand touches the little hand.
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| Posted by KathyB on 12-Aug-2005 | Cowgirlswhy are cowgirls bowlegged?
because cowboys like to eat with there hats on.
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| Posted by willard sunnex on 12-Aug-2005 | Santa clause pleasea young attravtive woman was waiting up for santa clouse to come, he finally came and the woman wanted him to stay "santa please stay" santa replied
"ho ho ho gotta go gotta deliver prezzies door to door"
she took of her night gown and then asked again "now wil you stay"
again he replied "ho ho ho gota go gotta deliver prezzies door to door"
she took off her bra "now will stay"
"ho ho ho gotta go gotta deliver prezzies door to door"
in a last effort she took off her thong "now will u stay"
santa replied "hey hey hey gotta stay hangin on the chimney with a stiffi on the way"
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| Posted by Andrew B. Mclean on 12-Aug-2005 | Who has the best dad?There are two kids, a boy and a girl. The girl says to the boy my dad is better then yours. He runs into burning buildings and saves lives. The boy then states no my dad is better than yours. He eats light bulbs. Just the other night I heard him tell mom to turn out the light because he was gonna eat that thing.
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| Posted by The One on 12-Aug-2005 | CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAIKRIPYA APNI GIRLFRIEND KI BRA KO TIGHT KAR LIGEYE
"KYONKI ABHI ABHI PATA CHALA HAI KI CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI"
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| Posted by Brock on 12-Aug-2005 | Uh-ohHow does a perve know when to stop fucking?
When his mates breasts flash red...
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