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| Posted by SwEeTiE PiE on 10-Aug-2005 | A new chair for Christmas.I bought my mother-in-law a new chair for Christmas. She unwrapped it and sat
in it. Then I said "Plug it in, plug it in!"
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():love jokes (2491): Father-in-law jokes and Mother-in-law jokes |
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| Posted by Chuk Bonyata on 10-Aug-2005 | Father-in-law jokes and Mother-in-law jokesWith all these mother-in-law jokes, just where are the father-in-law jokes?
Nobody seems to know, but the lack of father-in-law jokes seems to indicate just
where the real, actual power rests in resolving family problems.
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| Posted by Sammi and cassi on 10-Aug-2005 | Little four-year-old JennyLittle four-year-old Jenny was looking at her new baby brother for the first
time. He was fast asleep. After staring at her tiny, motionless baby brother for
a few minutes, Jenny looked up at her mother and asked plaintively, "Didn't he
come with batteries?"
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| Posted by David Kuei on 10-Aug-2005 | Dad and a sonDad: "You're always asking questions. I'd like to know what would have
happened if I'd asked as many questions when I was a boy."
Son: "Maybe you'd have been able to answer some of mine today???.
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():love jokes (2491): You know you're living in a small town..... |
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| Posted by Abby Proffer on 10-Aug-2005 | You know you're living in a small town.....* when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
* neighbors' kids play in your yard more than your own kids do.
* if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local
merchants because you're the first baby of the year.
* there is no local news section in the newspaper.
* if you speak to each dog you pass, by name ..... and he wags his tail at you
* if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
* you can't walk for exercise because everyone offers you a ride.
* when the biggest business in town sells farm machinery.
* if you write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.
* if you missed church on Sunday and the preacher sends you a get-well card!
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():love jokes (2491): HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN |
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| Posted by Fred J. Chisman on 10-Aug-2005 | HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN* You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
* You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
* Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
* Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group
of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
* Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
* You wake up and your braces are locked together.
* Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
* Your income tax check bounces.
* You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
* Your wife says "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
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