|
|
 |
|
 |
 |
():love jokes (2491): A new husband is like a girl's father? |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Steven J. Deceilio on 09-Aug-2005 | A new husband is like a girl's father?If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Nicki Escudero on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageIf you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by michelle on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageMay you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Beth Henry on 09-Aug-2005 | Wedding practical jokeReturn your keys
Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Before some toasts were made, the best man said to the guests, "Now that Jim is married and is no longer available, it is probably a good idea to have any of you girls out there with a key to his apartment to please turn it in now." Then the pre-selected girls (about thirty of them) slowly walked up and handed in their keys as they made bedroom-eyes at him and flirted a bit; some of the girls would turn in not just one key, but six or seven of them. Then the guy walked up, turned in the key, and kissed the groom on the cheek. It's probably not original, but it worked pretty well.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Wheels on 09-Aug-2005 | Wedding practical jokeVariation of return your keys
Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to a guy and a very old lady. Then, during the reception, while people are making toasts, announce to everyone that since the bride is no longer available, any guy with a key to her apartment should turn it in at the tray that has been set up, whereby the fifteen pre-selected men would walk up and turn in their keys and make the same announcement for the groom, whereby both the old lady and the other guy would both walk up with their key.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Christopher M. Kohnen on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageHe who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
