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():sex jokes (1888): A priest had lost his chiken and decided that... |
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| Posted by Kristen Hi on 13-Aug-2005 | A priest had lost his chiken and decided that...A priest had lost his chiken and decided that he would bring it up at Sunday mass.
So in the middle of mass he gets up, walks up to the microphone and asks:
Has anyone seen a cock?
All the girls raise their hands
No,No,does anyone have a cock?
All the guys raise their hand
No,No, Has anyone seen my cock?
All the little boys in the church stand up
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| Posted by Mike A. Rotch on 13-Aug-2005 | What do you do?what do you do when you see a black man running down the hill with no head. stop laughing and reload
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| Posted by soccer girl on 13-Aug-2005 | Romantic nightA man and a women was in bed on a thursday night after a nice romantic dinner. They had sex for 43 minutes, The man says after shooting his load "that was good darling. Hefeel asleep.
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():sex jokes (1888): Q) Why do so many women fake orgasms?... |
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| Posted by Sarah Anne on 13-Aug-2005 | Q) Why do so many women fake orgasms?...Q) Why do so many women fake orgasms?
A) Because so many men fake foreplay!
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():sex jokes (1888): There Are 3 Pregnant Chicks. The First One... |
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| Posted by Mike T. Bokinskie on 13-Aug-2005 | There Are 3 Pregnant Chicks. The First One...There Are 3 Pregnant Chicks. The First One Was A Burnette And She Said I Think I Will Have A Boy Because I Was On The Bottom.
The Second One Was a Red Head And She Said I Think I Will Have A Girl Because I Was On Top.
The Third One Was A Blonde And She Said OOO IM Gonna Have Puppies Because I Did It DOGGY STYLE!!
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| Posted by Charlie Morris on 13-Aug-2005 | For skanky hoesur a mole with a 40 foot pole up ur hole and ur name is nicole
so u were walkin down the street a guy yelled out come and fuck me so she did they fucked all day and they fucked all night hehehehehe
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