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| Posted by Butter Fly on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageA husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland
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():love jokes (2491): An organization that makes men fear marriage |
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| Posted by Insults -r- us on 09-Aug-2005 | An organization that makes men fear marriageThe British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.
The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
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| Posted by Ally on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageIf all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?
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| Posted by Kenny Thomas on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageNever be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke
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| Posted by Justin R. School on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry
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():love jokes (2491): A staged wedding to bust dealers |
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| Posted by Fildog 007 on 09-Aug-2005 | A staged wedding to bust dealersAs supposedly reported on CNN:
Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).
The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.
The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"
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