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| Posted by Nathan Paxton on 07-Aug-2005 | A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan,...A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all
of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.
She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second,
being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up
there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the
stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a
towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of
the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs.
"The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we
would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as
you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly.
"No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man.
"You're lying on the dining room skylight."
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| Posted by Dolly on 07-Aug-2005 | Two men in a bar are discussing their wives,...Two men in a bar are discussing their wives, when one admitted he had killed
his that very morning.
"Why did you do it?" asked the other.
"She kept complaining about my bike in the garage. She said I alwyas left
it untidy."
The second man said "You're kidding me right? You didn't really kill your
wife this morning?"
"I certainly did kill her this morning," said the first, "Come with me,
and I'll show you".
With that the two of them left the bar and walked to a house, they went to
the garden, and there was a fresh mound of earth, with a woman's ass
sticking out the top.
"Is that her?" asked the second man.
"Yes." said the first.
"Why did you leave her ass sticking out like that?"
"Well, I needed somewhere to park my bike."
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| Posted by APRIL L. PALMER on 07-Aug-2005 | Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?...Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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():battle of sexes (734): One day these three guys die and go to heaven.... |
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| Posted by Kelley Norgard on 07-Aug-2005 | One day these three guys die and go to heaven....One day these three guys die and go to heaven.
The angel comes to the first
one and asks "How many times have you cheated on your wife?", the guy
answers "Once." The angel then gives him the keys to a Ferrari and says go drive
around heavan.
The angel then asks the second man, "How many times have you
cheated on your wife?" then man answers "Three." The angel then gives him the keys
to a normal Toyota and says go drive around heaven.
The same question is
asked from the third man and the guy says "Eight times." The angel then gives him
the keys to a beat up Yugo.
After the day is over they all come back to the
same place and the guy in the Yugo is crying is eyes out. They ask him whats
wrong?
He says, "I just saw my wife, She was riding a tricycle."
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