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| Posted by punkprincess7546 on 13-Aug-2005 | A recent survey asked 100 women if their c#...A recent survey asked 100 women if their c#*t twitched after sex.
98% replied no he usually just rolls over and falls asleep.
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| Posted by Donna Avery on 13-Aug-2005 | The best song everthis is the best song ever.
On top of mount everest, all covered in chesse
i shot my poor sister, with a red rubber band.
i shot her with glory, i shot her with pride.
how could i have missed her, shes fifty-feet wide.
i went to her funeral, i went to her grave.
some people threw flowers, i threw a granade.
i opened her coffin, she didnt look dead.
so i took a bazooca, a blew off her head!!!!
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| Posted by Faz on 13-Aug-2005 | Best song ever!!!!On top of Mount Everest.
All covered with sand.
I shot my poor sister.
With a red rubber band.
I shot her with glory.
I shot her with pride.
How could have I missed her.
Shes fifty-feet wide.
I went to her funeral.
I went to her grave.
Some people threw flowers.
I threw a grenade.
I opened her coffin.
She didnt look dead.
So i took a bazooca.
And blew off her head!!!!!!!
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| Posted by bob bob on 13-Aug-2005 | There were 3 ladsThere were 3 lads called shit, fuckoff and manners. Shit gets run over so fuckoff runs to the police station
"Quick, my friends been run over" He shouts
"Ok calm down" says the policeman. "Wots ur name?"
"Fuckoff"
"Wots ur name"
"Fuckoff" He says again
"Where are your manners?" Says the policeman
Fuckoff replies
"Outside picking shit up off the floor!"
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| Posted by Oceanic Dude on 13-Aug-2005 | Sex positionQ. what sexual position makes the ugliest children?
A. well i do not know, ask your parents.
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| Posted by Lizzie Perry on 13-Aug-2005 | FAT peopleQ:What do you call a fat person on o toilet?
A:Nothing,you would die when you entered the house!
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