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| Posted by charlotte russe on 09-Aug-2005 | A redhead & a blondeA blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.
The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."
The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
Submitted by Danalockett
Edited by yisman and calamjo
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| Posted by Nicole disclosed information on 09-Aug-2005 | LipstickWhy did the Avon lady walk funny?
Her lipstick.
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Glaci and Curtis
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| Posted by Matt Reed on 09-Aug-2005 | CircumcisionDid you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?
They discovered they were throwing away the best part.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Tantilazing
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| Posted by Cronic U. Bobinstein on 09-Aug-2005 | EarringThis man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
"Yo, Bob, I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob sheepishly.
"Really? How long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."
Submitted by Clark Kent
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Luna on 09-Aug-2005 | Rotten cherriesA woman was feelin' some pinchin' pains in her "you know what."
So she went to a doctor and said, "I have pains. What are they?"
The doctor said, "Honey, you've got crabs."
The girl said, "How could that be? I'm a virgin."
The doctor repeated, "Believe me, you've got crabs."
She went to another doctor and he said the same thing.
However, the third doctor she went to had a different diagnosis.
He said, "Honey, you don't have crabs! Your cherries are rotten!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited dolly04
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| Posted by steven d. schnuelle on 09-Aug-2005 | That's OddOnce there was a boy named Odd.
Odd was the butt of jokes his whole life, because of his name, even though he grew up to be a successful lawyer.
When Odd was old and about to die, he said, "People have been teasing me my whole life, and I don't want them doing it after I am dead, so I don't want my name printed on my tombstone."
After Odd died, people saw his blank tombstone and said, "That's odd!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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