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| Posted by crap in the john on 11-Aug-2005 | A RibAdam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said, " I was going to give you a companion and it would be a woman."
God continues:
"This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.
Adam asked God, " What would a woman like this cost me??"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib???"
And now you know...the rest of the story. :)
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| Posted by Alexandra M. Phillips on 11-Aug-2005 | A Woman's Ultimate FantasyDid you hear about the woman whose ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once?
One cooking and the other cleaning.
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| Posted by Brock A. Simpson on 11-Aug-2005 | Adam's RibGood thing for women I'm not God, because I would probably have taken that rib from Adam and had me a nice little Garden of Eden barbecue instead.
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| Posted by D P on 11-Aug-2005 | Adams FollyGod was talking to Adam and ask Adam which he wanted first, the good news or the bad news.
Adam chose the good news.
God told him he had made something for him: it would never wear out, it was warm and slick, it felt good, and would give a tremendous amount of pleasure in his lifetime.
Adam said that is great and asked what could possibly be the bad news.
God said that he put a woman in charge of it.
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| Posted by Amanda S on 11-Aug-2005 | AgesThe Ages of Woman:
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
5. After 56 she is like Australia; everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?
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The Ages of Man: (read these ones carefully)
1. Between 16 and 26: Tri-weekly.
2. Between 27 and 46: Try weekly.
3. Over 47: Try weakly.
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| Posted by Tom J. L on 11-Aug-2005 | Airplanes and WomenQ: What do women and airplanes have in common?
A: A cockpit!
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