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| Posted by brittiny on 14-Aug-2005 | AIDS jokesAIDS= Anal Induced Death Sentence
What is the first sign of AIDS?
That constant pounding in your asshole.
A man went to the doctor and got diagnosed with AIDS. He asked
the doctor if there was any cure. The doctor replied, "I want
you to go home, have a big bowl a chili with tabasco sause and
then eat 5 red peppers". The man asked "Will that cure my
AIDS?". The doctor replied, "No, but it will teach you what
your asshole is used for".
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| Posted by Amanda L. Graves on 14-Aug-2005 | Vanishing ActThree men are about to go into heaven, a robber, a pickpocket,
and a gay man. God says to them, "To enter heaven you must
overcome your greatest temptations..."
God turned to the robber and said, "go back down to earth and
don't steal anything for an entire day." The robber agreed.
God turned to the pickpocket and said, "go back down to earth
and don't pickpocket anything for an entire day." The pickpocket
agreed.
God finnally said to the gay man, "go back down to earth and
restrain from having sex with any man for an entire day." The
gay man agreed.
All three were back on earth, where they found themselves in a
mall.
Then the robber saw a brand new stereo system in the window of a
electronics store. He couldn't stand it and just as he grabbed
the handle of the stereo, WHOOOOSH...he vanished into thin air
and was sent to hell.
Then the pickpocket saw a woman drop her bag, and just as he was
bending down to swipe some money, WHOOOOOSH, the gay man
vanished.
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| Posted by weirdgirl27 on 14-Aug-2005 | Bar FootballOne day a man was dumped by his girlfriend and goes to a bar. He
sits down and orders a beer. He turns to his left and sees a gay
guy smiling at him. The gay guy asks him if he would play "Bar
Football" with him. The man was very drunk and says, "What the
hell, how do you play?" The gay guy says, "What you do is take a
beer and chug it down without stopping, that's 6 pionts. Then
for the extra piont you must pull your pants down and lay a big
fart."
The gay guy takes his beer and chugs it down, pulls down his
pants and lays a high piched fart. The gay guy says, "Your
turn!". The man takes his beer and chugs it down. The gay guy
says "6 pionts!" As the man pulls his pants down the gay guy
whips his penis out and sticks it up the man's ass and starts
screaming, "Block that kick, block that kick!!!"
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| Posted by Greg Y on 14-Aug-2005 | The Merry MenThere were 3 gay guys in a plane and they were on there way to
gay day at disney when suddenly to there astonishment the plane
engine exploded. the captain came out and took the only
parachute and jumped out of the plane.So being stupid as they
were they decided to jump they all jumped out. the first gay guy
landed in a lake it took them 2 days to find him. the second guy
landed on the road it took them 1 week to scrap him off the
highway. But, the third man landed buttfirst onto a big pole and
it took 2 years to get the smile off his face.
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| Posted by Satin C on 14-Aug-2005 | BuffetThree rednecks are sitting in a bar. They are all arguing
about their dick sizes. After about 20 minutes one of the
rednecks say, "Why don't we all just pull em' out?"..... The
others agree so they all pull their dicks out and set them on
the bar. Right at this time a gay guy walks in and goes up to
the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The gay guy
says, "Well I was gonna have a bloody mary...... but I think
I'll just have the buffet instead."
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| Posted by Matt Lackey on 14-Aug-2005 | 2 Sluts and A FagLil' Johnny goes to school ona day and his teacher says,"You
only have one item for homework today and that is to find the
definition of realisticaly and potentially." So Lil' Johnny goes
home and asks his dad what realistacaly and potetially meens and
he asy "I'll give you three things to do and you come back to me
with an answer." and Lil' Johnny says "ok," "first go to your
mother and ask her if she'll sleep with Robert Redford for a
million dollars. Then go to your sister and ask her if she'll
slee p with Brad Pitts for a million dollars. After that go to
your brother and ask him if He'll sleep with Tom Cruise for a
million dollars. After all that come back to me and tell me what
you came up with." So Lil' Johnny goes to his mom and says "Mom
will you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" "Well
I love your father a whole lot and we've been married for 15
years and well, for a million dollars I guess I will." So he
goes to his sister and says "Sis' will you sleep with Brad Pitts
for a million dollars?" "I'd sleep with him for nothin but for a
million dollars hell yes." So now, he goes to his brother and
asked himm if he'd slep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars
and he says "Well isn't he gay or something?" Lil' Johnny Shrugs
his shoulders. "Well for a million dollars I guess I would." So
now Lil' Johnny goes back to his dad and says "Dad I think I now
what realisticaly and potentially meens!" "Ok son spill it!"
"Potentaily we can be millionares, realistically I'm livin' with
2 Sluts and A Fag!!!"
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