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():Body & Health (530): Ask a female if reincarnation was possible... |
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| Posted by Sonya M. Slover on 13-Aug-2005 | Ask a female if reincarnation was possible...Ask a female if reincarnation was possible and she could only come back as a chicken or a bowling ball, what would she pick? If a chicken is picked, you tell her she would rather be layed than fingered and the opposite if a ball is selected.
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| Posted by Richard L. Dowson on 13-Aug-2005 | Heads UpQ. What goes ha, ha, thump?
A. Someone laughing his head off.
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| Posted by Henry Alarcon on 13-Aug-2005 | BlatterWhy is it that your bladder is always half full
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| Posted by katy m on 13-Aug-2005 | Rude Tampons10 TAMPONS WERE WALKING ACROSS A STREET................WHICH 1 WILL SAY "HELLO" TO U?????......................................
NONE CAUSE THEY ARE ALL "STUCK UP CUNTS"
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():Body & Health (530): a carrot lettuce and a dick were talking... |
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| Posted by emma m. shepp on 13-Aug-2005 | a carrot lettuce and a dick were talking...a carrot lettuce and a dick were talking
the carrot said i have a terrible life they cook me or eat me raw
the lettuce said you think you have a terrible life they cut me up and put me in salads
the dick said you think you got it bad they wrap me up put me in a dark cave and make me do 100 push-ups
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| Posted by Regina C. Swenton on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo mammayo mamma so fat that your tits are real
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