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| Posted by weirdgirl27 on 14-Aug-2005 | Bar FootballOne day a man was dumped by his girlfriend and goes to a bar. He
sits down and orders a beer. He turns to his left and sees a gay
guy smiling at him. The gay guy asks him if he would play "Bar
Football" with him. The man was very drunk and says, "What the
hell, how do you play?" The gay guy says, "What you do is take a
beer and chug it down without stopping, that's 6 pionts. Then
for the extra piont you must pull your pants down and lay a big
fart."
The gay guy takes his beer and chugs it down, pulls down his
pants and lays a high piched fart. The gay guy says, "Your
turn!". The man takes his beer and chugs it down. The gay guy
says "6 pionts!" As the man pulls his pants down the gay guy
whips his penis out and sticks it up the man's ass and starts
screaming, "Block that kick, block that kick!!!"
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| Posted by Greg Y on 14-Aug-2005 | The Merry MenThere were 3 gay guys in a plane and they were on there way to
gay day at disney when suddenly to there astonishment the plane
engine exploded. the captain came out and took the only
parachute and jumped out of the plane.So being stupid as they
were they decided to jump they all jumped out. the first gay guy
landed in a lake it took them 2 days to find him. the second guy
landed on the road it took them 1 week to scrap him off the
highway. But, the third man landed buttfirst onto a big pole and
it took 2 years to get the smile off his face.
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| Posted by Satin C on 14-Aug-2005 | BuffetThree rednecks are sitting in a bar. They are all arguing
about their dick sizes. After about 20 minutes one of the
rednecks say, "Why don't we all just pull em' out?"..... The
others agree so they all pull their dicks out and set them on
the bar. Right at this time a gay guy walks in and goes up to
the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The gay guy
says, "Well I was gonna have a bloody mary...... but I think
I'll just have the buffet instead."
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| Posted by Matt Lackey on 14-Aug-2005 | 2 Sluts and A FagLil' Johnny goes to school ona day and his teacher says,"You
only have one item for homework today and that is to find the
definition of realisticaly and potentially." So Lil' Johnny goes
home and asks his dad what realistacaly and potetially meens and
he asy "I'll give you three things to do and you come back to me
with an answer." and Lil' Johnny says "ok," "first go to your
mother and ask her if she'll sleep with Robert Redford for a
million dollars. Then go to your sister and ask her if she'll
slee p with Brad Pitts for a million dollars. After that go to
your brother and ask him if He'll sleep with Tom Cruise for a
million dollars. After all that come back to me and tell me what
you came up with." So Lil' Johnny goes to his mom and says "Mom
will you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" "Well
I love your father a whole lot and we've been married for 15
years and well, for a million dollars I guess I will." So he
goes to his sister and says "Sis' will you sleep with Brad Pitts
for a million dollars?" "I'd sleep with him for nothin but for a
million dollars hell yes." So now, he goes to his brother and
asked himm if he'd slep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars
and he says "Well isn't he gay or something?" Lil' Johnny Shrugs
his shoulders. "Well for a million dollars I guess I would." So
now Lil' Johnny goes back to his dad and says "Dad I think I now
what realisticaly and potentially meens!" "Ok son spill it!"
"Potentaily we can be millionares, realistically I'm livin' with
2 Sluts and A Fag!!!"
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| Posted by Michael Gailling on 14-Aug-2005 | Gays in a Hot TubThere were four gay men sitting in a hot tub and then a blob of
semen rose to the surface. So one of them said to the rest,
"Alright, who farted?!"
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| Posted by Nikki on 14-Aug-2005 | Bar Room Football Two men walk into a bar. one is straight and one is gay. The
bartender asks them, "Do you wanna play barroom football?"
"Sure. How do you play?" the straight one asks.
"alright. first you gotta get drunk. really reeeeeally drunk."
so they get so drunk theyre almost falling over, and they go
down into a little room.
"ALright," says the bartender, " the rules are simple. a
burp is a touchdown, and a fart is a fieldgoal."
The straight guy burps.
"Touchdown!!!" declares the bartender.
"and i feel a field goal coming on!' says the straight guy.
All of a sudden, the gay guy starts srewing the straight
guy in the ass and yells out, "FIELD GOAL BLOCKED!!!!!!"
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