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| Posted by The Man on 14-Aug-2005 | BB'sOne day, a womans's 3 son's get sick, soshe takes them to the
doctor. So the doctor examines them, and he perscribes the
vitamin iron, and then they will be in perfect condition. So the
woman agrees and goes to the store. When she's at the store, she
asks a girl that works there, where she can fin iron, the girl
inoccently tells her, that they sell bb's for bb guns, which are
iron. So the woman say's "perfect give me ten boxes". About a
week later, her youngest son comes running yelling "Mom, mom,
mom, I'm pissing bb's!" "oh don't worry, I just put some bb's in
your food" said the mother, so the little boy goes off confused.
Like an hour later, her middle son comes yelling, "mom, mom,mom,
I'm shiting bb's," and she tells him the same thing she told the
other one. So like two hours like her oldes comes yelling
frantically "Mom, Mom, Mom!", the mother says "What your pissing
bb's" and her son said "NO, I WAS JACKING OFF AND I SHOT THE
DOG!!"
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| Posted by deedle on 12-Aug-2005 | Pat&micPat and mic are walking down the street when pat falls down a manhole and mic shouts down "are you alright", ,
"yes am fine",pat replies,
"whats down there anyway",mic asks,
"its seems to be milk",pat answers,
"well is it pasturised",mic asks,
"no!its just at ma knees"pat answers.
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| Posted by Sara Bernabeo on 12-Aug-2005 | Womens BoobsQ. Why do women have boobs?
A. So we have something to look at while we are talking to them!!!
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| Posted by Lord Raven on 12-Aug-2005 | Arseing aroundA Patient wanted to sue his plastic sergeon because his butt had a crack in it
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| Posted by matt on 12-Aug-2005 | Why did the chicken cross the roadBecause he wanted to get to the other side
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| Posted by Tim Smith on 12-Aug-2005 | The man with no handsthere is a man at a restaurant with no arms, and he has to go pee really bad. So he goes in the restroom and asks a guy to help him get it out, the man replies "sure i will help you". He takes it out for him and looks at it, he sees all these scabs and warts all over it, the man ask him if he could aim it for him in the toilet, so he does, after he puts it away and as they are walking out he says "hey how did it get like that?" The other man replies "i dont know but i dont want to touch it" (and pulls out his arms from within his shirt).THE END!
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