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| Posted by My Stuff on 11-Aug-2005 | bj'sWhats the difference between a mosquito and a woman? a mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
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| Posted by Ned Ryerson on 11-Aug-2005 | WatchQ: Why don't women have watches?
A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
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| Posted by Daniel Storey on 11-Aug-2005 | Lads ListenLads listen. A man and a women were fuckin each other. isnt that sooo funny. They are having an orgasim. hahahaha. Ohh jesus thats hilarious. Lads call me on 353857085315
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| Posted by kornyhiv ripper on 11-Aug-2005 | Blind ManI see said the blind man as he was peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
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| Posted by Anuradha K. Dissanayake on 11-Aug-2005 | GrandmasWhy are Grandmas so nice?
There's no kids and no periods.
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| Posted by Assmonkey on 11-Aug-2005 | Danfo driverOn a certain day, a nusery skool pupil was coming back from skool and he borded a danfo bus. On the way he started reciting what he has been thought at skool, he was saying things like; if my mfather is a cock and my mother a hen then i am a chicken, if my father is lion and my mother a lioness, then i a cub, if my father is a ram and my mother a sheep, then i am a lamb...and things like that. the danfo driver felt disturbed by the little boys pratling and wanted to ask the boy a question that will make him keep quit and he asked ; if u father is a drunk and ur mother an ashawo, what re u. And the boy answered i am a danfo driver.
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