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| Posted by Matthew Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | BlowWhat did the blizzard say to the penis?
Get ready for a blow, Cause here I cum.
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| Posted by Nady on 14-Aug-2005 | Womenz ProbzMental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Mentrual cramps,
Menopause...........
Did u eva notice how all womens problems begin with
MEN???!!!
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| Posted by I don't have a penis on 14-Aug-2005 | paprikaOne day in the doctors office the paitent came in and told the
doctor that he had an orange dick.The doctor was starteled and
asked the paitent wat he does daily and the paitent replied well
all i do is watch porn movies and eat paprika chips.
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| Posted by The Bulldozer on 14-Aug-2005 | The magic voodoo penisonce there was this guy and he didnt know what to get his wife
for her birthday so he went into this shop and asked this guy
what he had, the guy said, does your wife like dolls, no said
the husband, ok said the shop man, what does she like?, she
likes sex replied the man laughing, well i have just the thing
for her then replied the man, he bought out this wooden penis.
the husband says, what the hell is that, its a magic vodoo penis
replied the shop man, just tell it where to go and it will go
there.
ok the man said, i will try it, the man said vodoo penis, door
handle.
the vodoo penis went to the door and knowcked the handle off.
alright i will take it the man said.
so the man took it home to his wife and she was thrilled.
that night, her husband was out and she felf a liffle horney so
she got the vodoo penis and said" vodoo penis, my vagina, the
voodoo penis went there immediatly and gave her heaps of
pleasure, but she eventually got sick of it and she tried to get
it out but it wouldnt come out so she paniced and hoped in her
car with no clothes on and started driving as fast as she could.
she eventually got pulled over by the police.
why are you driving so fast?, she replied " theres a mgic vodoo
penis in me and the police man said " voodoo penis my ass".
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| Posted by nick eckhardt on 14-Aug-2005 | $40A guy was in a bar drinking lightly after work. When he saw the
time, he said "Whoa, I gotta get home or my wife will kill me!"
His friend goes, "Listen, drink more and don't worry about it."
So he did. Then, the guy got soooooo drunk that he puked up
onto himself. "Oh man, my wifes gonna murder me." he slurred.
"Don't worry" his friend said "here is a $20 note, ok. Tell ya
wife this...."
Later that night, the man got home.
"Who do you think you are coming home drunk to me with vomit over
your shirt. You bastard! You're a discrace of a husband" The
wife cried. "No sweetie" Mr Drunk began, "I stayed late at the
office and on the way home some druck chucked on me. He gave me
$20 as an apology. The wife stared at her husband. "Why is
there $40 in your pocket then?" The husband stared at the floor
and said, "Oh, um, um, um, he shit in my pants as well!"
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| Posted by Jeff L. Aho on 14-Aug-2005 | Man & WifeThere is a husband and a wife the wife looks at the husband and
says today i saw this creme when you put it on your boobs they
make them bigger , the man was pleased when he heard the news so
he asked his wife how much for a bottle of it and she said $250
an ounce , the man with an angered face looks at his wife and
says that is way too much why dont you just use the same stuff
you use on your ASS
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