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| Posted by Harry Bloggs on 14-Aug-2005 | Bob's First Experience in the Whore HouseBob walked in to a whore house and asked the guy behind the
counter, "I want to fuck a woman." The pimp asked, "Do you have
any experience?" Bob replied, "No." So the pimp said, "Go stick
your dick in that big oak tree outside."
About five minutes later the pimp heard a holler from Bob, but
he thought nothing of it.
The next day Bob returned and said, "I want to fuck a woman."
The pimp asked, "Do you have any experience?" Bob replied, "Yes,
the big oak tree outside." The pimp collected $100 from Bob and
said, "Go down the hallway to the last door on the left-hand
side."
A few minutes went by and the pimp heard a lady scream from the
room that Bob entered. He ran down the hall and kicked open the
door. There he saw Bob sticking a broom handle in the
prostitute's pussy. The pimped asked, "What the hell are you
doing?!" Bob replied, "Checking for bees!"
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| Posted by Mel S on 14-Aug-2005 | Soft and Mushy ...What goes IN hard and pink and comes OUT soft and mushy??
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Bubble gum .... whate else WOULD it be???
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| Posted by Randi G. Upchurch on 14-Aug-2005 | the midget and the manone day, a midget walked on an elevator to see a very tall man
on it. the man immediateyl started talking and said, " im 7 feet
tall, 300 lbs, my penis is 20 inches long, each testicle weighs
30 lbs, and my name is turner brown." after hearing this, the
midget faints. once he wakes up, the man asks him what happened,
the midget says," what did you say?" so the man starts to
explain it again. "im 7 feet tall, 300 lbs, my penis is 20
inches, my testicles weigh 30 lbs each and my name is turner
brown." the midget is releaved. " oh ok," says the midget, " i
thought you said TURN AROUND.
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| Posted by Chris Gyorkos on 14-Aug-2005 | The Cliff
Three guys (Mike, Kyle, and John) heard about a cliff. The
rumor was that if you jump off it and say something, whatever
you say, you land in safely. Mike, Kyle, and John go to the
cliff. Mike jumps and yells, "gold!!"
He lands safely in gold and takes it all home. Klye jumps and
yells, "1000 beautiful, horny, naked girls!!" He lands in the
women and leaves. John trips and yells, "oh, crap!!" John lands
in a big pile of poop and leaves to go take a shower.
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| Posted by Kenneth Tai on 14-Aug-2005 | Pearl Harbor
ok, so a guy says to a girl:
"Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lie back as you blow
the hell out of me."
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| Posted by Kenna M. Buice on 14-Aug-2005 | Yummy CornOnce apon a time there were 3 guys riding down a dirt road in
Kentucy. After an hour of driving their truck broke down and it
was getting really dark. There was only enough blankets in the
back for one guy so the two other decided to go look for help.
Along down the dirtroad they spotted a house. They stopped and
knocked on the door and a 98 year old lady answers the door and
says, " Can I help you boys?"
The boys looked at each other and then said, "Yeah our truck
broke down like 2 miles down the road and we need somewhere to
stay."
Th old lady replied,"Well you can stay here only if you have sex
with me constantly all night."
The boys looked at each other and said, "Alright."
So they walk in the house and they see a bowl of corn on the
table. The old lady goes upstairs to get herself ready and the
boys grab the corn. They go upstairs and start to screw her with
the corn and throw it out the window until the whole bowl is
gone. When they are done they go to sleep and the next morning
they go out to meet there friend, when they see him he has a big
smile on his face. Th boys look at each other then ask him,"Why
are you so happy?" HE answers. "Well I had me a good dinner last
night." The boys asked "how?" The other one replies,"I dunno but
some dumbass was throwin buttered corn out the window!"
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