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| Posted by Mike A. Rotch on 14-Aug-2005 | Boy on the busThere was a boy on the bus, and he yelled out annoying phrases
like
"If my mommy was a girl bear, and my daddy was a boy bear I
would be a little bear, if my mommy was a girl horse, and my
daddy were a boy horse, I would be a little horse." he kept on
saying the same thing with different animals. The bus driver
got annoyed and yelled
"If your mom was a prostitute and your dad was guy what
would you be?" he replied with
"A bus driver"
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| Posted by coucool slim (moe dog) on 14-Aug-2005 | Three Gay Men's AshesThree gay men died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate St.
Peter said, "You have all three requested to be cremated. What
would you like done with your ashes?"
The first man said, "My boyfriend liked to skydive so I want
mine dumped out a plane."
The second man said, "My boyfriend liked to scubadive so I want
mine dumped off a boat."
The third man said, "My boyfriend liked to have sex so I want
mine dumped in a bowl of chili so I can tear his butt up one
last time."
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| Posted by Billy Bob on 14-Aug-2005 | Sad Gay GuyA man was walking in the park and saw a guy sitting under a tree
crying. The guy walks up to him and asked why was he so sad. The
gay guy said, "My lover just died of AIDS and this is the tree
where we made love for the first time. I have the ashes and I
want to sprinkle them under the tree but I can't seem to do it."
The guy said, "Look I feel so bad for you that I will do it. I
will even say a little sermon." The gay guy agreed.
The guy started his sermon, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if
you would of stuck with pussy, you would still be with us..."
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| Posted by James Rintamaki on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay ShowerTwo gay guys are in the shower. The phone rings so one guy gets
out. He say to the other guy, "Don't do anything without me."
The other guy promises not too. When the guy returns from his
phone call he looks in the shower and sees cum all over. He says
I told you not to do anything without me. The guy looks at him
and says, "All I did was fart."
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| Posted by dave j. lochner on 14-Aug-2005 | Lesbians CooksWhy are Lesbians the worst cooks?
Because they are always eating out
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| Posted by Kenny S. Goff on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay CowboyA gay guy is sitting in the corner of an old west saloon,
suddenly, a rugged looking cowboy burts in and yells
"I'm so thirsty, i could lick the sweat off a cows balls!"
and the gay guy goes "Moo Moo, big guy"
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