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| Posted by Funnyjoker420 on 12-Aug-2005 | Bubbles is homeMy friend told me not long ago that my old best friend came back in town a few days ago. I said which friend would that be? He said your old friend bubbles.
I was looking for bubbles when he walked around the corner and said hey girl you remember me???
Later on that day my friend walked up to me and said you blew bubbles when you were younger and i know it because i was there.we blew bubbles together. he walks around the corner and says yes i had such a great time with you two when i was younger.
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| Posted by Ninja Linda on 12-Aug-2005 | Super mantheir this kid how cames in with no pants on the teacher asks him where were you and he on blueberry hill ok go get same pants on the second guy cames in with no pants on and the teacher asked him the same thing and he said i was on blueberry hill then they see this girl and the teacher asks her how are you am blueberry hill!!!
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| Posted by Ringmaster on 12-Aug-2005 | 3 holesThis man was walking to his house and saw a tornado and it was coming towards him and then it knocked down his house so he ran and ran and ran then he saw a farm house it looked pretty safe so he ran to it and asked the guy if he could stay there for the night and told him why not then the farmer showed him where he would be staying and said there just one rule he said dont stick your dick through thoes three holes so he said ok but he was curious that night so he stuck his dick though the first hole and said ooo this feels weird then stuck hus dick though the second hole and said ooo oohh this feels so good yes, but he still wanted to feel what was in the third hole so he stuck his dick in it and said aaahhhhhhhh fuckin bitchass mother fukin pice of shit aaaahhhhhh!!so he woke up the next morning to see the farmer hovering over him he said you stuck your dick through the three holes didn\'t ya he said yes and so the farmer said i might as well tell ya what was in the three holes the fist one was my cows ass the second one was my wifes pussy and the third one was my meat grinder!!
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| Posted by Velcro on 12-Aug-2005 | PRiScIlLaS jOKESQ; Why wasnt Christina the elephant aloud an the ashphalt ?
A; Because your not aloud big balls an the ashphalt
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| Posted by Gemma M. Holmes on 12-Aug-2005 | Ketcupe Bars
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| Posted by Russ on 12-Aug-2005 | The UntaxableWhat is the one thing that the government can NOT tax?
A penis - you know why?
90% of the time it is inactive,
10% of the time it is in the hole,
and it has 2 dependents that are both nuts.
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