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| Posted by Kenneth Tai on 09-Aug-2005 | Celebrity childrenQ: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson
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| Posted by Serena Dempsey on 09-Aug-2005 | Jackson's babyMichael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" "I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies.
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| Posted by Taija on 09-Aug-2005 | The vetA doctor lies next to his patient, his mind wrestles back and forth.
One side says "It's fine that you're not the first doctor to sleep with a patient."
But, the other side keeps screaming "But you're a veterinarian!"
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Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by FireTiger on 09-Aug-2005 | AladdinJanet and Michael Jackson were at home one night.
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video
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| Posted by Mark on 09-Aug-2005 | Michaels perfect 10Q. Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A. Two 5 year olds.
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| Posted by Kamikaze Hamster on 09-Aug-2005 | Gay sexOne night these two guys were having sex in their bedroom. The guy fucking the other guy is about to cum, when the phone rings.
He gets up, and as he is walking out of the room, he says "don't cum until I get back."
He answers the phone and then goes back into the bedroom. His boyfriend is laying on the bed and there is cum all over the wall.
He says " I thought I told you not to cum until I got back?!?"
His boyfriend says, "I didn't, I farted."
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