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| Posted by Scooby on 09-Aug-2005 | CelibacyMany aspects of human nature are very puzzling.
Take celibacy.
This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
While attending a marriage encounter weekend, Trevor and Kylie listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"
Trevor leaned over, touched Kylie's arm gently and whispered, "It's the white, self-raising brand, isn't it?"
Thus began Trevor's life of celibacy.
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| Posted by Marlene R. Ehlers on 09-Aug-2005 | Sick of the wife!A MAN goes to the doctors and says he is fed up with his wife because she keeps eating and putting on weight.
The doctor tells him to go home and ask his wife to get some exercise and to run three miles every morning and three miles every evening.
He said: "By the end of the week she'll be 42 miles away."
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| Posted by Ricky A. Seidle on 09-Aug-2005 | Mixed marriageThe ultimate in a mixed marriage would be a vegetarian marrying a cannibal.
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| Posted by crap in the john on 09-Aug-2005 | MiniaturesI think the worst thing a wife can ever do is make fun of her husband's sexual prowess.
Like my wife was talking to our neighbor when he asked her "What made you decide to marry John?"
My dear wife said, "Because of my hobby --- I collect miniatures."
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| Posted by Eric Nili on 09-Aug-2005 | 10th AnniversaryMy wife and I just celebrated our tenth anniversary and the way I see it, it's six years for her, three for me, and one year was a draw.
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| Posted by Valley Canuck on 09-Aug-2005 | End in tearsWhen my wife and I argue, it always ends in tears.
It's frustrating, annoying and irrational---but I can't help crying!
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