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| Posted by alex c. ponting on 13-Aug-2005 | CherryQ: Whats the difference between a woman on the street with a red drink and a prostitute?
A: Ones got a cherry pop and the other has a popped cherry!
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():sex jokes (1888): Great Thing TO do when ur bored |
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| Posted by Dan B. Jamison on 13-Aug-2005 | Great Thing TO do when ur boredclose ur eyes and then emagine a buetiful lake. U see a nakid women, she starts to suk your dik, u feel like erecting, then scream ooh, ooh.
When someone hears u say " that nakid women was having sex with me " and point to and ugly person. Watch the reaction.....
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| Posted by William C. Herbert on 13-Aug-2005 | Poiwhat does a kid that takes karate have for luncH? porkchops
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| Posted by Michelle L. Schwartz on 13-Aug-2005 | Car crashQ. why is womans kinckers like a car crash?
A. because theres blood at the front and skids at the back!
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| Posted by Judge Fu on 13-Aug-2005 | Woman from ealingthere was a young woman from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she layed on her back
opened her crack
and pissed all over the celing...
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| Posted by Paddy O. Furniture on 13-Aug-2005 | AdolfA German man rapes a woman and when he is finished he stands to attention and says,
In 9 monthz you vill have za baby und you vill call him Adolf.
She replies,
In 9 days you will get a rash and you can call it German measles if you like.
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