sex jokes
http://www.only-jokes.com - sex jokes
  Categories

Body & Health

gay jokes

gender jokes

love jokes

sex jokes

other gender & sex jokes

dirty jokes

battle of sexes



Navigation:

· sex jokes
· Add joke
· Last 5 jokes
· Best jokes
· Search jokes
  Adversting

  Service menu

· Freedback
· Recommend Us
· Subscription
  Our friends

There isn't content right now for this block.
():battle of sexes (734): Choice your words


Posted by Dianthus W on 11-Aug-2005

Choice your words

A man heard his wife talking to one of her friends,she was saying something about small,short and other words simular.that knight the man and woman were getting ready for bed and the man asked the woman if she was talking about him at all this evening?the woman said no, why?the man said when you reafer to me to your friends I wuold appreceate it if you would use words like large and big.the woman replied, ok.they continued to undress for bed,when the man got naked ,the woman said to the man It's not very large is it?I thought it was bigger.
   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

():battle of sexes (734): Be careful what you wish for


Posted by Koolgirl Skittlehead on 11-Aug-2005

Be careful what you wish for

There was A blond coyboy was in a dessert and he was riding a camel. After his camel died the man decided to walk on...... after a few hours the man collapsed, the only thing he saw was something sticking out of the ground he went to it. it was a breif case the man opened it and out poped a ginnie and it was a girl and she looked like a floating reporter she said bla bla while looking through the rule book. she said "i am your ginnie you have 3 wishes" and the man said ok my first wish will be to have food and water all over. poof !!! every where he looked he was surrounded by food and water. the ginnie came again she said wht is your second wish the man said i wish to be the richest man in the world. POOF!!! there was pots of gold every where he looked. the ginnie soon returned and said what is your final wish its your last for ever and you had better make it a good one. he said ok i wish every where i go beautiful young women woulg want and need me. POOF!!! she turned him into a tampon!
   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

():battle of sexes (734): Small feet


Posted by Poopfroggyman on 11-Aug-2005

Small feet

Q: Why do women have small feet?

A: To get closer to the sink.
   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

():battle of sexes (734): Elevator


Posted by Pete Makiha on 11-Aug-2005

Elevator

This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom please." A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."
   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

():battle of sexes (734): Doing shots


Posted by dropsofjupiter on 13-Aug-2005
Doing shots
An irate wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. ''What'll you have?'' he asked.

''Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose,'' she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. ''Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!'' she spluttered. ''I don't know how you can drink this stuff!''

''Well, there you go,'' cried the husband. ''And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!''


   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

():battle of sexes (734): 10 things only women understand


Posted by Drew S. Suhr on 13-Aug-2005
10 things only women understand
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

Send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as friends.


   

0 people have rated this joke:
0.00/10
     

Jokes search
Input keyword:
Adversting


Body & Health | gay jokes | gender jokes | love jokes | sex jokes | other gender & sex jokes | dirty jokes | battle of sexes