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Why do Hippos have sex in the water?
You try to keep 90lbs of pussy wet

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	():sex jokes (1888): The premature ejaculations

Posted by Matt P on 13-Aug-2005

The premature ejaculations

once there was a guy named bob. he had a problem. he had premature ejaculations. so one day he visited a doctor to get it fixed, and when he told the doctor his problem the doctor said, "whenever you get the feeling to ejaculate fire a pistol and it will startle you so that the urge goes away. so, bob thought this was a good idea, when he got home his wife was in bed waiting for him. so they got it going on in the 69 position. the next day bob went back to the doctor and the doctor asked "so how did it go?" and bob answered "not so good, when i fired the pistol, my wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my naghbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up.

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	():sex jokes (1888): Branch Office

Posted by josh on 13-Aug-2005

Branch Office

A whore met a plastic surgeon and asked him to make another hole
"What you need anoda hole for?" Asked the surgeon.
"Business is good" Replied the whore "So I want to open another branch"!

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	():sex jokes (1888): Cubics

Posted by Cath L. Currey on 13-Aug-2005

Cubics

What do a cubics cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with them the harder they become.

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	():sex jokes (1888): S.O.S. (square of sex)

Posted by goin' wild on 13-Aug-2005

S.O.S. (square of sex)

One day my teacher Mrs.rosolak was fucking her dad, who was fucking her mom, who was fucking another teacher named Mr.Della Penna, who was fucking Osama Bin Laden, who was fucking a student named Brandon Brassett, who was fucking Mrs.Rosolak. Now do you know what S.O.S. (square of sex) means now?

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