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| Posted by CH_2005 on 10-Aug-2005 | Coconut for my 16-year-oldYesterday I bought a coconut for my 16-year-old daughter. I then realized we
have been living too long, to far away from nature.
She said: "This white stuff inside smells like shampoo???.
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| Posted by preston l. allen on 10-Aug-2005 | The old Jewish manThe old Jewish man was walking on the beach with his only grandson, when a
giant wave crashes on shore, sweeping the boy out to sea. The man looks up to
the heavens and says:
"Oh Lord, this is my only grandson. How can you take him away from me like
this? My son will not understand. My daughter-in-law will die from grief."
Another wave comes by, and deposits the boy at the old man's feet.
The grandfather looks to the heavens again and says, "He had a hat!"
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| Posted by Sarah mc noughty lol on 10-Aug-2005 | Larry's mother-in-lawLarry's mother-in-law had died, and Larry was at the mortuary to make plans
for her disposition. The official asked, "Which should we do...cremate her,
embalm her, or merely bury her?"
Larry answered, "All three. Let's not take any chances!"
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| Posted by Hi Hi on 10-Aug-2005 | Betty's motherBetty's mother was visiting her daughter and son-in-law Bill. Bill came home
from work and found six vacuum cleaner salesmen outside his house. He dashed in
and said, "Mom, there are six men outside who all claim they have an appointment
for a vacuum cleaner demonstration!"
"That's right," the mother-in-law replied. "Now you just show them all to
different rooms and let them start demonstrating."
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| Posted by Ulax B. Cool on 10-Aug-2005 | MinkHoney, I want this fur-coat.
To wear a coat like this you should be born a mink.
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():love jokes (2491): Some comedy about mother in laws... |
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| Posted by Emma Vogel on 10-Aug-2005 | Some comedy about mother in laws...Some comedy about mother in laws...NOT NECESSARILY THE TRUTH:
* Betty just got back from a pleasure trip, she took her mother-in-law to the
airport.
* Why do mother in laws sit in the back seat of the car? To give the rear
tires more traction.
* One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.
If fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and
replied, "The darn clock always was slow."
* Larry's mother-in-law sleeps with her glasses on. The better to see her
son-in-law suffer in her dreams.
* A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is needed in h*ll.
* Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take
your pick?
Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.
* The ultimate in mixed emotions - watching your mother-in-law drive over a
cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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