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| Posted by Kent O. Smith on 09-Aug-2005 | Cold wivesTo men dicussing how tight ass cold their wives had been to them about giving sex.
The first fellow says "My wife's so cold I can put a glass of water in bed with her and the next morning its turned to ice."
The second fellow says "Hell, every time my old lady spreads her legs the furnace kicks in!"
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| Posted by Blitz Krieg on 09-Aug-2005 | Divorce questionsQ. Are you married?
A. No, I'm divorced.
Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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| Posted by karli on 09-Aug-2005 | Can I borrow $60A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income.
The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.
A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband.
The husband told her to tell the client $100. She went back and informed the client at which he cried, "That's too much!" He then asked, "How much for a handjob?" She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.
The husband said "Ask for $40." The woman ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was well hung.
She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked "Now what?" The wife replied "Can I borrow $60?"
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| Posted by Mahildabob Millicent on 09-Aug-2005 | A mother's dictionaryBottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
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| Posted by Butter Fly on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageA husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland
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():love jokes (2491): An organization that makes men fear marriage |
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| Posted by Insults -r- us on 09-Aug-2005 | An organization that makes men fear marriageThe British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.
The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
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