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| Posted by Vampboy! on 09-Aug-2005 | CompromisesA man who compromises when he???‚¬?„?s wrong is wise; a man who compromises when he???‚¬?„?s right is married.
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| Posted by Raymond N. Kostowski on 09-Aug-2005 | You're nextA young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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| Posted by Chic260LOL on 09-Aug-2005 | Bowling againIt's after dinner when a man realizes he's out of cigarettes.
He decides to pop down to the local bar for a pack, telling his wife he'll be right back.
He's persuaded by the bartender to share a cold one. As he's nursing it a gorgeous blond comes in the door, but he looks the other way.
She comes over and sits down. One thing leads to another and she invites him home.
Back at her place they screw like rabbits until the next thing he knows it's four o'clock in the morning. Jumping out of bed, he shakes the woman awake, asking if she has any baby powder.
"In the bathroom cabinet" she says.
He dusts his hands, drives home at ninety, and pulls into the driveway to find his wife waiting up for him, rolling pin in hand.
"So where the hell have you been?" she screams.
"Well, you see honey," he stammers, "I only went out for cigarettes, but Jake offered me a beer and then this beautiful blonde walked in and we got to talking and drinking and I ended up back at her place making love..."
"Wait a minute" snapped his wife, "let me see your hands." Turning on him furiously, she says, "Don't lie, you rotten little shit...you've been bowling again!"
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| Posted by Justin R. Bunke on 09-Aug-2005 | MillionaireA woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend.
The wife replied, " A billionaire".
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| Posted by Whiteknight Whiteknight on 09-Aug-2005 | New carWhen a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing.
Either the car is new or the wife is.
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| Posted by missbehavin on 09-Aug-2005 | Wife wantedA man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds, "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing, "You can have mine."
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