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| Posted by terrys funny on 13-Aug-2005 | Computer GenderEveryone is aware that ships are addressed as 'she' and 'her'. It is often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, we set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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| Posted by JoJo C on 11-Aug-2005 | Extra pillowOne night a man was going to bed with his wife.He put an extra pillow on his pillow.His wife asked:"Why are you putting two pillows under your head" and he replied:"Because I haven`t slept for two nights!".
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| Posted by laugh16 on 11-Aug-2005 | The SupermanSuperman is flying over a nude beach and since he can fly at super speed he can go down and have sex with all the women and they wont know what happend, so he flys down and has sex with almost everyone down there than gets back up, than he sees wonder women and is happy because he has always had a thing for her and he knows if he is down there to long she will catch hin so he goes down and gets it over with realy fast and gets back up, than wonder women sits and says what happend and the invisible man on top of her says i dont know but my ass realy hurts!
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| Posted by Paula L. Forza on 11-Aug-2005 | Obsessions meeting4 women enter an obsession class with their children to learn about and deal with their odsession.
the consuleor says to the first mom:
"your obsessed with money, you named your daughter penny."
then the mom takes her kid and leaves
the consuleor says to the second mom:
"your obsessed with food you named your daughter candy."
then the mom takes her kid and leaves
the consuleor says to the third mom:
" your obsessed with alcohol. you named your kid brandy"
then the mom takes her kid and leaves.
then the fourth mom whispers to her kid this is ridiculous, come on Dick were leaving.
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| Posted by Brian Perfilio on 11-Aug-2005 | LazynessHUSBAND: luv can u see that honey
WIFE: what honey?
HUSBAND: cup of tea with 2 sugars please.
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| Posted by Falcon Falcon on 11-Aug-2005 | Gone fishingThere is two woman that go fishing together all the time.One lady asked the other,why is it that I never get nothing but you always seem to get the fish.Her friend said,Well every morning I pull the covers back and see witch side my husbands penis is laying.If it's on the right I fish of the right side,If it's on the left I fish of the left.The first lady said HO I see but what do you do if it's standing staigh up.Her friend replide WHO WANT'S TO GO FISHING IF IT"S STANDING!!!
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