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| Posted by A J Picozzi on 13-Aug-2005 | CondomDo you know that they are recycling condoms?
They are turning them inside out and shaking the fuck out of them.
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| Posted by Zack Kirton on 13-Aug-2005 | Sorry fellthere was a guy who thoght his wife was cheating on him.so he went to the pet store to by a hamster to watch her while he was gone.he saw one hamster it was $500 dollers he thoght it was too much.he saw another one but it was $200 dollers.still too much.he saw one that was $25 dollers, he took it.the pet store manager said "there are 2 things you have to know,1 it tells you everything that happened that day and 2 it hangs by its balls.so he names the hamster charlie.he gtes back from work and says,""charlie what hyappened today."mail man come.then wa=hat happened mail man deliver mail.then what happened.wife invite mail man inside.then what happened.mail man take wifes shirt off.then what happened. mail man and wife have sex. then what happened.sorry,fell of boner.
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| Posted by sorin s. dohanes on 13-Aug-2005 | Bottoms upA man walks into the bar with his wife. After a few drinks, he goes and uses the pisser. as soon as he wlked in their, a man walked up and said to her,
"man babby you got some nice tits i want tosuck on them"
the women looking horified looked at him and said
"are you talking to me"? The man then said
"man babby you got a nice ass, i want to lick that shit".
the women says
"my husband is in the bathroom and he is going to kick your ass".
the man says
"man babby you got a nice pussy i want to tip you over and drink beer from that shit"
The women gets up ready to slap the man. as soon as he sees her husband walking up the man takes off. Her husband asks,
"whats wrong hunny"?
the women replies,
"Youll never believe it, this man just came up and said that he wanted to suck on my titties"
The man looks around and says,
"where is this guy"
The women said,
"thats not all he said he wanted to lick my ass".
The man rolls up his sleeves and says,
"where is this guy, im going to kick his ass".
The women said,
Thats not all he said,
"he wanted to tip me over and drink beer from my pussy.
The man looks around rolls down his sleeves and sits down. The women asks,
"Whats worng hunny? Arnt you going to kick his ass"?
The man replies,
"hell no, im not messing with any man that can drink that much beer"
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():sex jokes (1888): Yanke Doodle and his Mom |
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| Posted by Tar on 13-Aug-2005 | Yanke Doodle and his MomYanke Doddle went too town riding on his mother every time they hit a bump he got a baby brother
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| Posted by Bruce Johnston on 13-Aug-2005 | Jack and JillJack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a son
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| Posted by Devil of Heaven alright not funny but I'm a great critic on 13-Aug-2005 | The nursea nurse is walking past the morge. she walks past a guy with a large dick. she looks if any1 is around, then she talks off her clothes and rides his dick like its a horse.her boobs are flying around because they are so damn big. shes done,and she leaves. the dead guy is actually alive. he covers his head with the cloth and waits 4 another lady that cant find any1 to have sex with.
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