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| Posted by spanky on 11-Aug-2005 | Confused as a baby.I'm as confused as a hungry baby in a topless club!
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| Posted by rollersk8er on 11-Aug-2005 | Bank raidA pregnant women gets caught up in a bank raid and gets shot in the stoumach 3 times
.she survies but the doctors say that each of her children will pee out a bullet when they are older.She has 3 children 2 girls and a boy.when her first daughter is 6 she runs to her mum and says "mummy mummy i wee weed out a bullet" her mum replies "its ok darling"
.when her second daughter is nine she shouts to her mum and says"mum i peed out a bullet" she replies "thats ok"
When her son is 13 he runs down the stairs and "shouts mum mum" she says "calmley i know you peed out a bullet" he says "no i was having a wank and i shot the dog!".
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| Posted by Nanci S. Newell on 11-Aug-2005 | Michael JacksonWhat do Michael Jackson and cavier have in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
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| Posted by *Queen.of.Jokes* on 11-Aug-2005 | Girls and PicklesQ: What do you call a girl that masturbates with a pickle?
A: A sour-puss
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| Posted by cherry lover on 11-Aug-2005 | Lesbian joke!Did u hear about rosie o'donnel? I herd she drowned. "really" yeah they said they found her face down on Ricky Lake.
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| Posted by Scavenger. on 11-Aug-2005 | my wife the hookerA man and his wife were about to get evicted and needed some quick cash. "honey, we may have to prostitute you to pay the bills", said the man. "ok, no problem, anything i can do" said the wife. so he had her dress in her sexiest outfit and meet him on the street. "ok, just go across teh street and if you need me im right here", he said. about 10 mins pass and a man approached her and asked it she was working. "let me walk across the street" she said. so she did and the man explained to say yes. so she did. "how much?" asked the john "um...let me walk across the street" she said, and the man told her to ask the john for $100. so she did. "damn, i only have $25, what can i get fro that" asked the john "um...let me walk across the street" she said again, and told teh man the offer, to which he said to give the john head. so she relayed this to the john, they agreed and he pulled down his pants and had a cock 10 inches long and as thick as her wrist. "oh boy, let me walk across the street" she siged, and went to her hubby and said "um....sweetie, can i borrow $75?"
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