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Constipated Owls

What's the difference between a constipated owl and a bad
marksman?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't shit!

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	():Body & Health (530): FLY IS OPEN!

Posted by Garbett on 12-Aug-2005

FLY IS OPEN!

John: Are you afraid of heights?
Aaron: No
John: Well, your zipper is!

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	():Body & Health (530): BB's

Posted by The Man on 14-Aug-2005

BB's

One day, a womans's 3 son's get sick, soshe takes them to the
doctor. So the doctor examines them, and he perscribes the
vitamin iron, and then they will be in perfect condition. So the
woman agrees and goes to the store. When she's at the store, she
asks a girl that works there, where she can fin iron, the girl
inoccently tells her, that they sell bb's for bb guns, which are
iron. So the woman say's "perfect give me ten boxes". About a
week later, her youngest son comes running yelling "Mom, mom,
mom, I'm pissing bb's!" "oh don't worry, I just put some bb's in
your food" said the mother, so the little boy goes off confused.
Like an hour later, her middle son comes yelling, "mom, mom,mom,
I'm shiting bb's," and she tells him the same thing she told the
other one. So like two hours like her oldes comes yelling
frantically "Mom, Mom, Mom!", the mother says "What your pissing
bb's" and her son said "NO, I WAS JACKING OFF AND I SHOT THE
DOG!!"

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	():Body & Health (530): Pat&mic

Posted by deedle on 12-Aug-2005

Pat&mic

Pat and mic are walking down the street when pat falls down a manhole and mic shouts down "are you alright", ,
"yes am fine",pat replies,
"whats down there anyway",mic asks,
"its seems to be milk",pat answers,
"well is it pasturised",mic asks,
"no!its just at ma knees"pat answers.

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