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| Posted by Hugo d. Padilla on 11-Aug-2005 | Conversation with GodMan to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So you would love her."
"But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God replies: "So she would love you."
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| Posted by Krazie on 11-Aug-2005 | Cross the Road?Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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| Posted by karli on 11-Aug-2005 | DefinitionsTHINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n.
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
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| Posted by Trent Reeve on 11-Aug-2005 | DominationEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"
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| Posted by dodo zhang on 11-Aug-2005 | Each Sex has its AcronymIf women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.
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| Posted by Aimeekat on 11-Aug-2005 | Euphemisms from the Classifieds"Women Seeking Men": WORD MEANING
Affectionate Possessive
Artistic Unreliable
Athletic Flat-Chested
Exotic beauty Would frighten a Martian
Free spirit Substance user
Fun Annoying
Loves animals Cat lady
New Age All body hair, all the time
Outgoing Loud
Spiritual Involved with a cult
Stable Boring
Wants Soulmate Stalker
"Men Seeking Women" WORD MEANING
Athletic Sits on the sofa and watches ESPN
Average looking Average hair growth on ears, nose and back
Educated Will always treat you like an idiot
Employed On management track at Radio Shack
Financially Secure I will spend so in return for which I to obey my every whim of your moral life.
Free Spirit Sleeps with your sister
Huggable Overweight, more body hair than Gentle Ben
Professional Owns a white button-down
Sensitive Needy
Stable Stalker, but never convicted
Thoughtful Says "please" when demanding a beer
Young at heart Pedophile
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