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| Posted by Melinda s. Nowlin on 10-Aug-2005 | Convinced once againA husband writes his wife:
- Dear, you are the best woman in the world. Yesterday I became convinced of
this once again.
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| Posted by assyrian king on 10-Aug-2005 | PostponeTo my regret I have to postpone my wedding with Vasily.
Why?
I marrying Peter now.
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| Posted by Jake Russell on 10-Aug-2005 | Smart husbandsThere are no smart husbands.
Why?
Smart people don't get married.
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| Posted by CH_2005 on 10-Aug-2005 | Coconut for my 16-year-oldYesterday I bought a coconut for my 16-year-old daughter. I then realized we
have been living too long, to far away from nature.
She said: "This white stuff inside smells like shampoo???.
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| Posted by preston l. allen on 10-Aug-2005 | The old Jewish manThe old Jewish man was walking on the beach with his only grandson, when a
giant wave crashes on shore, sweeping the boy out to sea. The man looks up to
the heavens and says:
"Oh Lord, this is my only grandson. How can you take him away from me like
this? My son will not understand. My daughter-in-law will die from grief."
Another wave comes by, and deposits the boy at the old man's feet.
The grandfather looks to the heavens again and says, "He had a hat!"
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| Posted by Sarah mc noughty lol on 10-Aug-2005 | Larry's mother-in-lawLarry's mother-in-law had died, and Larry was at the mortuary to make plans
for her disposition. The official asked, "Which should we do...cremate her,
embalm her, or merely bury her?"
Larry answered, "All three. Let's not take any chances!"
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