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| Posted by Eric J. Herboso on 10-Aug-2005 | Cooking traditionsA young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the
ham, she placed the ham in a pan for baking.
Her friend asked her, "Why did you cut off the end of the ham"?
And she replied, "I really don't know but my mother always did, so I thought
you were supposed to."
Later when talking to her mother she asked her why she cut off the end of the
ham before baking it, and her mother replied, "I really don't know, but that's
the way my mom always did it."
A few weeks later while visiting her grandmother, the young woman asked,
"Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?"
Her grandmother replied, "Well dear, it would never fit into my baking pan."
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| Posted by The Zipper on 10-Aug-2005 | Coffee vs. women part 2Why Coffee is Better than Women - Part II
23.If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
24.No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
25.A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
26.Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
27.Coffee smells good in the morning.
28.Coffee is good when it's cold too.
29.Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30.Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
31.Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
32.Coffee doesn't shed.
33.Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34.You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
35.Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
36.No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
37.Coffee doesn't have a time of the month - it's good all the time.
38.When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
39.When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pub in the back of your
throat.
40.Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
41.Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 am and decide to have a cup.
42.INSTANT COFFEE!
43.You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
44.It can take up to two weeks for coffee to grow mold.
45.Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
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| Posted by Georgie Wellington on 10-Aug-2005 | Coffee vs. women part 1Why Coffee is better than Women - Part I
1.You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2.Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3.A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4.You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5.You can always warm coffee up.
6.Coffee comes with endless refills.
7.Coffee is cheaper.
8.You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 am.
9.Coffee never runs out.
10.Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
11.You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
12.You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
13.You can smoke while drinking coffee.
14.You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
15.Coffee smells and tastes good.
16.You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.
17.If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
18.You can always get fresh coffee.
19.You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get
back.
20.They sell coffee at police stations.
21.You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
22.Coffee goes down easier.
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| Posted by Darren N. Doyle on 10-Aug-2005 | Female comebacksMan: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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| Posted by Leon P. Steward on 10-Aug-2005 | Car treatmentQ: Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
A: At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 10,000
miles, whichever came first.
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| Posted by darknutz on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference Between Men and Women1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at
all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage
& after marriage.
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