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| Posted by Robster on 12-Aug-2005 | Cork radio competitionA radio station is holding a competition for a trip to hawai. Somebody rings up , tells them a word that isn\'t in the dictionary and then puts it in a sentence. This is how it went
First caller: Hi my name Adam and my word is G-o-a-n pronounced \"Go an\".
Presenter: Okay thats not in the dictionary now whats your sentence.
Adam:Okay, Goan Fuck yourself
he was cut off
There no others winners until
Brain: Hi my names Brian and my word is
S-m-e-e pronounced \"Sme\".
Presenter: Ok whats your sentence
Brain: Well its,
Smee again Goan Fuck yourself
The competition ended there
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| Posted by Ally on 12-Aug-2005 | The queens legs!!!!!1Once there where 3 men one from Australia one from England and one from USA. The 3 guys had opened a pub in irland and they were choosing a name for it.
The Australian guy said what about the aussies, the other two said no to aussie. the the Amrican said what about the Yankies, but the other 2 said to Amrican and then the English guy said what about the queens leg all of them agreed so the pub was called the queens legs.
On the opening night there was a sign out the front and people saying come in come in come and see under the queens legs.
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| Posted by Brandi J. Austin on 12-Aug-2005 | Nursry rhymeHumpty Dumpty Fucked a Fat Hore
Humpty Dumpty Fell On The Floor
All The Kings Horses And all The Kings Men
Bent The Bitch Over And Fuked Her Again
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| Posted by mehru batra on 12-Aug-2005 | CaddyWhat is wrong with 4 niggers in a cadillac flying off of a cliff????
A CADILLAC CAN SEAT 5!!
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| Posted by Melanie04 on 12-Aug-2005 | what is a cocoon?...what is a cocoon?
A NIGGER WITH A STUTTER!
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| Posted by stuart g. west on 12-Aug-2005 | *willi*what do you call a man with a 1 inch willi
Justin
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