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| Posted by smiler44 on 13-Aug-2005 | Corn JokeOne Day 3 men were driving down a road and there car broke down so they had to walk to a gas station or a hotel. They walked for 300 miles and they finally came to this one house in the middle of nowhere. They knocked on the front door and an old woman answered the door.
One of the men asked "Can we come in and rest and have something to eat?"
The woman said " Only if all of you have sex with me."
The man replied loudly " NO WAY!!!!"
Then she said "Well there is not going to be another gas station or service station for 300 miles."
They all agreed and said yes. When the first man came in she said I am ready the man said ok hold on I will be right back. But you have to keep this blind fold on and she did.
The man then went out to the feild and got 3 cobs of corn. He came back and stuck one in and took it out and threw it out the window and did that with each ear of corn.
After the woman said"Man, That was the best I have ever had in 70 years!"
Then he went outside and told his friends to come inside and eat.
"No" they said "It is ok we were sitting out here and we saw corn falling out the window and we saved you a peice."
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| Posted by michael A. layhe on 13-Aug-2005 | Xdnhxfhxfztgnhd jijjyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyjfgghfgncghbdjkgjtjkjdgjhfghjghjfgjfghjfghjfghjfghjghjhjghjhnghj
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| Posted by Marissa on 13-Aug-2005 | U suckQ=what does a women and the ketchup have in common A=they both give taste to winners
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| Posted by Polly Esther Fabrique on 13-Aug-2005 | WomenWhy do women have smaller feet than guys?
so they can stand closer to the stove!
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| Posted by foxee sexee chik on 13-Aug-2005 | Country girlthis guy walks up to a girl and ask if she was raised on a farm and she said no he said u must of been cause you shur can raise a cock good!
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| Posted by Haley N. Plath on 13-Aug-2005 | The gay teacherin one of the primary school the teacher was teaching the class. as he was going with his lecture his eyes drops on a very cute boy, unfortunately master was a gay...at the end of the session he stop that cute boy and when all of the class evacuated he takes out his pants and asked the boy to play with his parrot.the little boy was confused and start playing with his penis"which he the teacher was mentioning as a parrot" .unfortunately the teacher dies and the police came over the place,the police asked the little boy what happened to him,the boy very innocently replay as something like this"iwas just playing with his parrot his parrot then spits on me so ihave broke his parrots eggs.
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