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| Posted by Kit Cloudkicker on 10-Aug-2005 | Corporate Lesson 2Subject: Corporate Lessons
Corporate lesson 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped
and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and
nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand
up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, 'Father, remember psalm
129?' The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to
remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further
on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again Said, 'Father, remember psalm 129?' Once again the
priest`apologized.'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and
went
on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a
bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will
find glory.'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!
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():sex jokes (1888): Potentially & Realistically |
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| Posted by Jeremy Radle on 10-Aug-2005 | Potentially & RealisticallyA young boy approaches his father and asks, 'Dad, what is the difference
between potentially and realistically?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then... ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell
me what you learned from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like
that.'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to
pass up that opportunity!'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Tom Cruise
for a million dollars?'
Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million dollars is?'
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father
asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and
realistically?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.'
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| Posted by Angel on 10-Aug-2005 | World War II ConfessionAn elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession:
'Father, during the Second World War a beautiful woman knocked on my door and
asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic.'
The priest replied, 'That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need
to confess.'
'It's worse, Father. I was weak and told her she must repay me with her sexual
favours.'
'You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if
the Germans had found her. God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good
and the evil and judge you kindly. You are forgiven.'
'Thank you, Father, That's a great load off my mind. I have one more
question.'
'And what is that?' asked the priest.
The old man replied, 'Should I tell her the war is over?'
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| Posted by janet reisdorfer on 10-Aug-2005 | 3 Things a woman can doWhat three things can a woman do that no-one else can?
1. Bleed for a week without dying
2. Produce milk with eating grass
3. Make a man come without calling him!
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| Posted by Ezza on 10-Aug-2005 | 25 Useless things25 useless things on a man :-
20 Nails you cannot hammer
02 Tits you cannot milk
02 Balls you cannot throw
01 Cock that cannot crow
but don't laugh yet, for women have a pussy that cannot catch mice!
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| Posted by Jerrette R. Frank on 10-Aug-2005 | One second please!A man wants to buy some condoms and goes to shop for them. The salesgirl asks
him, 'May I hold your penis for size?'. After he does so, she then turns to the
assistant and says, 'Give me a small. No, wait. Give me a medium. No, wait. Give
me a large. give me a tissue!'
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