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| Posted by The Truck that TALKS! on 09-Aug-2005 | Country Boys 1stThere was a father and his young son who lived in a secluded village somewhere in central Australia. The boy's mother had left the father under difficult circumstances, and he had had bad experiences with women ever since. So he took his boy aside one day and told him, "Listen son, don't go messing around with women, because, you know, down there, they've got teeth down there."
The boy listened intently to his father's advice. Years passed, the boy has grown up and his father has died, leaving him alone. So, one day, the boy ventures to the closest large town, where he goes to a club in search of companionship. He strikes up a conversation with a beautiful young girl. Things are going well, and they end up back at her place.
They are about to get into bed when the boy remembers his father's advice and shys away.
"What's wrong?" she asks. "Well, my father told me that women have teeth down there" replied the young man.
"Of course we haven't got teeth down there!! Have a look if you like."
So he takes her up on the offer. He takes off her panties, and he's poking around, examining the lady's most private parts. "Hmmmm. I don't see any teeth down here, but you should see the state of your gums."
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| Posted by ben kiesel on 09-Aug-2005 | Physic ParrotThree women walk in a pet shop.
Suddenly the parrot yells out, "Yellow, pink, blue."
The first lady says, "That's funny, I??m wearing yellow underwear."
The second lady says "well I'm wearing pink."
The third lady says "No way, I'm wearing blue."
To test the parrot, the next day, all of them wore white and the parrot shouted, "white ! white ! white!"
The three women are amazed.
The final test was the third day, just as they walk in the parrot yelled "Bald, curly and straight!"
They never went there again!!
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| Posted by Endorf on 09-Aug-2005 | 200 BucksA guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers.
'Hi is Tony home?'
'No he went to the store.'
'Well, you mind if I wait?'
'No come in.'
They sit down and the friend says 'You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.'
Nora thinks about this for a second an figures what the hell - a hundred bucks.
She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says 'They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could
just see the both of them together.'
Nora thinks about this and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.
Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home
and his wife says 'You know your weird friend Chris came over.'
Tony thinks about this for a second and says 'Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?'
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| Posted by kirsten on 09-Aug-2005 | Outdoor Sex DangerA trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center road, making love. He blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. Realizing that they were not about to get out of his way he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.
Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walked to the front of the cab and looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!"
The man on the highway, obviously satisfied and not too concerned, looked up and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
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| Posted by darknutz on 09-Aug-2005 | Free Ride HomeTwo girls left the country club late after a game off golf and quite a few drinks.
They drove of on the dark road and not far down the road they missed a curved and the car was stuck in the ditch.
Glady was not buckled up so she was thrown out of the car onto the cow pasture.
Emma alittle dizzy unbuckled and went out to look for her friend. Finally she finds her laying under a cow.
She cries out " Glady are you o.k.? "
"I'M fine, and after I'm through with these men we should be able to get a ride home"
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| Posted by C K on 09-Aug-2005 | Death by BoondahThere are three hunters in the woods. At the same time they all feel them self get shot in the ass with a dart.
When they woke up they are all bare ass with there butts in the air. There is a tribe around them bowing down and worshipping them saying
oooooooohhhhhhhhh ooooohhhhhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh oooooohhhhhh.
The tribe goes silent and they all split. A chief walks between the crowd.
The chief goes up to the first guy and says "You have two choice death, or Boondah".
The man thinks in his head "Well i don't want to die so i guess
Boondah". So he tells the chief he wants Boondah.
So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Boondah".
Immediately the tribe runs in and starts fucking the guy in the ass, all of them. This guy is out.
So the chief goes up to the second guy and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".
So the guy thinks for a second and says "Well at least ill live
to tell about it and you know maybe the tribe is tired so, Boondah".
So the chief turns around to the tribe and says "Boondah"
The tribe splits and a whole new tribe comes in and starts doing him in the ass and after they are done the first tribe comes and does the same. This guy is out, his ass cheeks are sagging he is just out of it.
Before the chief gets to the third guy, the man already knows that he wants to be killed.
So the chief comes up to him and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".
The man says "There is no way in hell your there pulling three tribes on me. I choose death, kill me now just get it over with".
So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Death by Boondah".
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