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| Posted by foxee sexee chik on 13-Aug-2005 | Country girlthis guy walks up to a girl and ask if she was raised on a farm and she said no he said u must of been cause you shur can raise a cock good!
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| Posted by Haley N. Plath on 13-Aug-2005 | The gay teacherin one of the primary school the teacher was teaching the class. as he was going with his lecture his eyes drops on a very cute boy, unfortunately master was a gay...at the end of the session he stop that cute boy and when all of the class evacuated he takes out his pants and asked the boy to play with his parrot.the little boy was confused and start playing with his penis"which he the teacher was mentioning as a parrot" .unfortunately the teacher dies and the police came over the place,the police asked the little boy what happened to him,the boy very innocently replay as something like this"iwas just playing with his parrot his parrot then spits on me so ihave broke his parrots eggs.
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():sex jokes (1888): When the fly dropped 3 inches |
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| Posted by Funny D on 13-Aug-2005 | When the fly dropped 3 inchesThere was a fly siting on a leaf and was very hot. He said to himself if i drop 3 inches i could cool off by the mist from the lake. There was a fish in the water that said to himself, if the fly drops 3 inches then i can eat it. There was a bear in the woods beside the lake that said to himself, if the fly drops 3 inches, the fish will jump out the water and i can eat it. There was a hunter that said to himself, if the fly drops 3 inches the fish will jump out the water and the bear will step out into the opening and i can shoot it and have a real meal instead of this cheese sandwich. Its almost over. There was a mouse that was below the hunter that said to himself, if the fly drops 3 inches then the fish will jump out the water, the bear will eat the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, and I can run off with the cheese sandwich. Last one. There was a cat that was behind the mouse that said to himself, if the fly drops three inches, the fish will jump out the water and eat it, the bear will eat the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and drop his sandwich, the mouse will run off with the sandwich and i can eat the mouse.
The fly dropped 3 inches, the fish ate the fly, the bear ate the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse ran off with the sandwich, the cat jumped at the mouse, missed and fell in the water.
the reason i told you this story is because every time a fly drops 3 inches a pussy gets wet.
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| Posted by El Wil on 13-Aug-2005 | Three doorsone day bob died and went to hell. the devil said you can pick one of three rooms to spend eternity in. so in the first room the were guys cleaning up crap. in the second room there was guys swimming in pee. he went to the third room in that room he saw a suzy and bill were doing it. the devil said to bob which room you want. bob said i will take the third room. the devil said suzy im puttig you into room number two . the devil said bill and bob have a "GAY" time.
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| Posted by Shiiro M. Ecker on 13-Aug-2005 | A koala bearA koala bear comes to the city and wants to be like the rest of the men, so he hires a prostitute and has sex with her. In the morning he bangs her one more time and grabs his stuff to leave. The prostitute says" Wait, you have to pay me." She shows him the definition of protitute:has sex and gets paid. The koala shows her he definition of koala bear: eats bush and leaves.
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| Posted by Patrick Worthington on 13-Aug-2005 | Pringle PopYou are just like a Pringles can, once i pop you i cant stop you.
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