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| Posted by Sean Wicklund on 12-Aug-2005 | CoupleThere's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel."
She said, "No, I'm saving myself for marriage."
They went back and forth. He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, just one feel."
She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage."
So he puts his hand down her panties and takes a little feel. Things are getting a lot warmer and he asks, "Can't we please?"
She of course states, "NO, I'm saving myself for marriage."
He says, "Please, please?" and she says, "No, absolutely not, I'm saving myself for marriage."
He says, "How about if I agree to only just put the tip in?"
She says, "No way, I'm saving myself for marriage."
He begs and pleads with her, "I promise, just the tip, no more,and we'll stop after that."
She finally gives in, "Okay, but just the tip, no more, and that's all."
He says okay and pulls down her panties and puts the tip in... he's so hot and ready that he can't control himself shoves it the whole way in and starts going to town... she meanwhile is moaning and groaning and shouts, "OKAY, GO AHEAD, PUT IT THE WHOLE WAY IN!"
A little stunned, he says, "NO, absolutely not, a deals a deal!"
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| Posted by hottsk8er on 14-Aug-2005 | Johnny HumperThere once was a little boy named Johnny Humper.
One day a girl he liked came over. And they started making out.
He took off her shirt (viza versa) until they both were
undressed.
He layed ontop of her and thrusted it in her.
Johnny's parents walk in and say, "JOHNNY HUMPER!"
He looks up and says, "I can't do it any harder I am trying!"
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| Posted by HotDani19 on 12-Aug-2005 | Doctor DoctorOne day a man walked into a doctors office and said doctor you have to help me I feel terrible.
Whats the matter repied the doctor.
I broke my wifes virginity.
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| Posted by William Menzen on 14-Aug-2005 | 18 Holes!!!There were three guys who needed somewhere to sleep. There was a
barn full of chickes, a barn full of cows, and a bran full of 18
naked women. The first guy slept with the chickens the next wiht
the cows and then the next with the 18 naked women. The next
morning the first guy came out with chicken feathers all over
him and said, "I feel like a chicken." The second came out with
cow shit all over him and said, "I feel like a cow." The third
came out and said, "I feel like a golf ball, I went through 18
holes in one night."
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| Posted by barbara coleman on 14-Aug-2005 | Golf LessonsA married couple decided to take some golf lessons...
The husband went first. Now the husband was terrible at it! He
couldn't even hit the ball! So, the golf instructor told him to
imagine tha he was holding onto his wifes breasts. The husband
swung the club...and lo and behold! He actually made a hole in
one!
Now it was the wife's turn. She was just as bad as her husband.
So, the instructor told her to hold it as if she were holding
her husband's penis. She swung the club...but the ball didn't go
anywhere! The instructor tells her, "That's fine ma'am but you
gotta take the club out of your mouth!"
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| Posted by Snow Man on 14-Aug-2005 | Golf LessonsA husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a
local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto
the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and
hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says not bad. Golfpro,
"Now hold the club as firm as you hold your wife's breasts". The
man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf
pro says "Excellent!" Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball
goes 30 yards. Golfpro, "Not bad, try holding the club like you
hold your husbands dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
Golfpro, "Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth
and hit the ball."
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