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| Posted by Jesse Jesse on 09-Aug-2005 | Cowboy liesThe 3 biggest lies a cowboy tells:
This here truck is paid for.
I won this belt buckle at the rodeo.
Honest officer, I was just helpin' the sheep over the fence.
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| Posted by april pe on 09-Aug-2005 | Tom Jones SyndromeA woman walks into the doctor's and says, "Doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "What songs are they?"
"'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass Of Home,'" the woman says.
The Doctor says, "You have the Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is that rare?" asks the woman.
The Doctor replies, "It's Not Unusual!"
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| Posted by Glor on 09-Aug-2005 | Engine troubleAs the huge jumbo jet neared the airport, the captain's voice came over the loud speaker, "Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently experiencing technical difficulty with the # 4 engine, which will delay our landing, by about a half an hour".
A mechanically inept executive traveller turns to his heighbor and says, " I hope they don't have a problem with the other three engines, I'm far too busy to be up here all day...!"
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| Posted by Kevin A. Mccarthy on 09-Aug-2005 | Young man?A woman walked up to a little old man who was rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she said, what's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, he said, I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise!"
"That's amazing, how old are you?" she asked.
He thought for a moment, and replied, "Twenty-six."
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| Posted by Ryan Cook on 09-Aug-2005 | Lost ballFriendly golfer (to player searching for lost ball):
"What sort of a ball was it?"
Caddie (butting in):
"A brand new one, never been properly hit yet!"
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| Posted by Lucille's Balls on 09-Aug-2005 | Heaven and Earth"I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course," sighed Mac, the golfer.
"Try heaven," advised the caddie. "You've already moved most of the earth."
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