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| Posted by chicken E. taste on 14-Aug-2005 | CrabsOne day an english guy was wearing a thong bathing suit. He
layed in the grass all day. He woke up and his dick was itching.
He realized ne nad crabs. "I've got crotch feasants." he told
his girlfriend. "SO just shave the hair off."
So he went home got a razor and started shaving.While he was
shaving he cut his penis and his scrotum off. He went to the
doctor and he said he could perform surgery to give him a
vagina. But in would take weeks to get all of his dead insides
out. So they gave him knock out gas. He woke up a week later
feeling like he had wild sex. And the doctor came in getting
dressed. "Oh you're up well your all set." he said. "why do I
feel like I've been having wild sex?"
"Well to tell you the truth it only took me one day to fix you.
But I gave you female hormones you grew breast and longer hair.
So I had sex with you and gave you a home pregnancy test. And
we'll have a child nine months from last tuesday."
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| Posted by Lagmaster2000 on 14-Aug-2005 | Vital OrgansGod Creates the Man
When God created man he called him and said:
- Man, I have good and bad news to tell you.
- Lord, Tell me the good first! - the man answered.
- When I made you, I gave you two organs that are very
important: The Brain and the penis.
- Yes Lord, then what's the bad news?
God explained:
- You have very little blood, for that reason when you use one
of them the other one won't work.
God Creates the Woman
When God created the woman he called her and said:
- Woman, I have good and bad news to tell you.
- Lord, Tell me the good one first! - the woman answered.
- When I made you, I gave you two organs that are very
important: The Brain and the vagina.
- Yes Lord, then what's the bad news?
God explained:
- You have too much blood, and since you won't use the first one
very often, the other one will put out the exceeding every
month.
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| Posted by Prosthetic Head on 14-Aug-2005 | midget and girl hairA girl is in a school hallway and a guy comes up to her and
tells her her hair smells nice, the girl yells you asshole and
goes to the princibles office to declare a sexual harasment
case, the princible then asks the girl whats wrong with a guy
telling you your hair smells nice, she then yells he a fucking!
midget
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| Posted by ruchi on 14-Aug-2005 | Camelone day there was an old lady who just got on a bus.she sat next
to a girl about 18 years old.the 18 year old was smoking a
cigarette with a condom at the end of it.the old lady asked what
that was.so the 18 year old said " its a condom." the old lady
said " ok then why do you have a condom at the end of your
cigarette?" the 18 year old said" because it is the fashion." so
the old lady asked the bus driver to stop at osco drug.the old
lady gets off and walkes into the store. she goes to the cashier
" i would like to buy some condoms."
the cashier said," what size do you want?" the old lady said,"
big enough to fit a camel."
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| Posted by Krazie on 14-Aug-2005 | Smart WomanThree men where trying to cross a river when a genie appears and
grants them all a wish. The first guy wishes he could fly so he
could fly over the river. The genie grants his wish and he flies
over the river. The second guy wishes he was strong so he could
swim over the river. The genie grants his wish and he swims
across the river. The third guy wishes he was smart so he could
figure out how to get over the river. The genie thinks for a
little while and then the guy turns into a lady and walks over
the bridge.
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| Posted by Chelsey Frizzo on 14-Aug-2005 | Making CakeOne day a girl and her mom went to the zoo the girl saw two
monkeys doing it she asked her mom what are those monkeys doing
her mom said they were making cake.
The next day she went to the beach with her dad and they saw
some pepole doing it and she asked her dad what they were doing
heer dad said ow there making cake.
That night her parents were doing it on the couch and in the
morning when their dauther woke up she told her mom you were
making cake last night wern't you her mom said how did you the
girl said I liked the frosting off the couch.
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