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| Posted by joey kahn on 09-Aug-2005 | Crack addictJackson was acquitted because his defence proved he was not responsible for his own actions.
It turns out Jackson is a crack addict.
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| Posted by jeff on 09-Aug-2005 | Little MexicanAfter the trial, Michael has finally got a chance to relax and go out.
He went out and had a little Mexican.
I believe it was a 14-year-old named Ram????n.
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| Posted by Kate D. Great on 09-Aug-2005 | Little boy blueKnock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
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| Posted by Marissa on 09-Aug-2005 | Boy's underpantsWhat's the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's makeup.
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| Posted by Cynthia M on 09-Aug-2005 | Bubble gumWhy does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his little friends leave?
It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
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| Posted by Lizz on 09-Aug-2005 | First timeAmanpreet pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly.
It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Amanpreet recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Brian.
"Yes. It was ok until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?" .....
"Baaaaaaa."
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